If you though that “We’re Number 1 Finger”, “Beer-Hats”, Â and “HotDog Heads” were enough, you were wrong!
The very popular Vuvuzela, or Stadium Horn from Brazil is making a sonicÂ boom into our culture.
It’s the horns vs the hefts. Â Imagine the Middle aged fat guy flapping food out of his mouth at a Dodger game cursing at the Umpire, which is typical of the “Baseball Game Experience”, now having to compete with a 3 foot long bull horn that blows a distinctÂ Bâ™3. Â The same pitch of a Chainsaw, a hive of giant bees and a fleet of 747’s.
Fun times ahead for our future sport traditions. Â However part of me will welcome it as it drowns out the sound of drunken fans and stupid rivalry.
Imagine though it becoming allies with the unruly fan. Â A scary sight to be sure, as the Overweight Hotdog consumer blows from the horn between bites; I cringe just a little.